poop lol

tunnnelsnakesrule:

wow an adele fat joke look at you you paragon of comedy i bet all the kids on the playground love you

jasonfreese:

to write yolo on her arms

basedgodtrilla:

wwiao:

jus because ur a lesbian doesnt mean ur less-of-a-bein’

therealmulan:

one day i’m going to wake up and be hot rich and famous i can’t wait

wutangclanaintnothintofuckwith:

do horses have the ability to be jewish

hyliam:

why is a vagina even called a pussy it doesn’t look like a cat at all

sofapizza:

dick dreams

adrians:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber

africans:

my favourite pun in the whole world

diddy didn’t do it…or diddy

clungetastic:

omg i want to use this for everything

what do you call a laptop that can sing?

a dell

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why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

tequila

your dog just died

black people

SPITTING EVERYWHERE